Indeed, this is an event where there’s a defined winner, but really it is meant to be a social activity of a fun and silly nature. Do not break laws or do harm to other participants. It is about testing your own willingness to make an ass of yourself. You are not expected to be in top physical condition or to run the entire time. You are expected to kind of be a good sport, have fun, meet new people and generally enjoy the day. You are expected to pretend to be a mature adult doing good for the world. Now mush, you huskies!!!!!!!!!!

All participants must be 21 or older.

All participants have read the official rules.

All participants should have some form of insurance (listen, you are agreeing to an event involving shopping carts… there are some risks beyond loss of dignity).

All participants agree to be responsible for their own actions during the day.

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Sorry kids, but registration for the 2008 DC Idiotarod is now CLOSED.  Maybe if you were on our email list, you wouldn’t have missed out on all the fun.  Get on the list by emailing dcsmashed-subscribe@yahoogroups.com!